Aaron, you gossip queen I cannot thank you enough for telling me that the other day, it's the funniest thing I've heard in ages-and that says a lot. Eeeeww...A flurry of thoughts come to mind but I can't repeat it on here because frankly it's too disgusting and mind boggling for most individuals and I don't want to sent anyone into rehab....but as I am a disturbed sicko....PFFFT I CAN SO SEE THE HILARITY, Eurrrrgh....just imagine a crossbreed experiment gone horrifically wrong like Pete Burns and Sadam Huessain lovechild with a sombrero (or not, it's a secret..PPPFFT Sombrero...)....on April's fools day funnily enough...but Jesus that is a joke gone one step too far. Dear God. Anyone reading this, don't ask me what I'm talking about, it will put you off dinner for weeks but rest assured it's keeping me giggling, and a big thanks to Aaron for putting loads of us all off of our beverages in the pub with all the horrible gory fluidy details...Dude...!

So sick...cannot move....I want to blow up a building.